Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Albino African Americans

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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