A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

andrew wagner

Black people

who do we all like george goodburn

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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