What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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