- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What? Yes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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