Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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