went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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roy g biv

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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