Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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FUCK YOU

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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