Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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