- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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