- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*