Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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knock knock... ...no answer

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