- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Ebola

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

my egg roll

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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