- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

guess what>? your mum lol

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

can you touch your toes? no

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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