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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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