why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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People with cancer.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Testicles.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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I'm hungry.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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