- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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