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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

woman's lacrosse

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile