How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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