- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Guest what in the butt

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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