- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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