How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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