Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

your mom is so fat.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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