- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

No because your face is really f***** up.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What is 9+10? 19

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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