- Anti Joke

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Ron Paul for President!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Anti Joke

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