wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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