- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

You just read this ..

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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