- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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karn chevalier

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

justin beiber sucks

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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