Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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