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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How would you rule?

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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