What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Yo Momma is not fat.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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