What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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