- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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