- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??