What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

AIDS

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Your mom.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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