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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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