- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Your mom is so old she died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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