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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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