- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

your brother so fine that hes skinney

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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