- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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