- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Lets Go Lakers!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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