What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

It was a beautiful day. Face.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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