How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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A women in the kitchen.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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