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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

poopy is poopy

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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