- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What fires shots? A gun

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Knock, Knock Come in

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Waffles ate my grandma

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