- Anti Joke

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.