- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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