- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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