osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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