whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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