Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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