a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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