- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A women in the kitchen.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Justin beiber's penis

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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