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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and booky a book.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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