Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Charlie Sheen

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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