knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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