- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Skrillex.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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