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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*