How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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my penis

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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