Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Skrillex.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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