were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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