two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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