Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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