who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Stephen Hawking

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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