- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Knock Knock? Come in.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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