why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Tilt your screen back .

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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