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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Your mam is so fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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