Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Women's Rights

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

K

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