- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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