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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

An Asian person drove home safely.

My wife made me a sandwich

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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