- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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