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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

say it ten times fast: oh

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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