A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

I dont have a girlfriend

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

HELLO EVERYONE

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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