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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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