Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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