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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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