There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Black people.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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