- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Women's rights.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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