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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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