If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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