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A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A dyslexic blind man

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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