- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young baby died.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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