Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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boobs!

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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