Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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