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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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