Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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