If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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