Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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