A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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