Justin's life

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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