Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call an arab ?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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