what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

here's a joke... the american education society

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

So a baby seal walks into a club

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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