whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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