- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How high is the sky? True or False

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Please don't shoot me

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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