- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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