What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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