- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Cancer.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Rebecca Black's career.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Anti Joke

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