- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

If life gives you lemonade.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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