what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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