- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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