- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

whats black? the colour

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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