- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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