- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

"Knock knock" Come in!

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