Your sex life.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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