why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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