- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

rent a cops

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??