drew edminstin is a rat

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Women's rights.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Anti Joke

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