what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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