- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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