- Anti Joke

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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MOAR??

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Chlamydia

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A fat guy!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!