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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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