A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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