- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A bar walks into a man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you end a sentence

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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