Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Diarrhea

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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