roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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