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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Boxing on Boxing Day

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What is the name of the car? What

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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