- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Your gay

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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