- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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