I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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