- Anti Joke

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?