A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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