- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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