- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Bob Saget that is all

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

I <3 Hitler

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

N-E Pats never cheated

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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