What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Iif your reading this ur gay

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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