- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Jordan is pregant

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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