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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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