- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

whats black? the colour

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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