What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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