- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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