This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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