once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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