- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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