- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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