- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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