there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Gay republicans

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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