What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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