- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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