Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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