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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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