Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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salad days!

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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