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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A gay man watches football.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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