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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Jordan is pregant

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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