- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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