- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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