What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do black people eat? Food.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

whats 2+2? 4

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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