- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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