- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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