- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

think twice or at least think

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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