- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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