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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

1+2 = 6

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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