What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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