- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what happened to your carpool? they died.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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