Why? Why not?

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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