How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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the economy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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1+1=2

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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