- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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