whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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silver bullet?

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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