Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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